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Posted 1 week ago with 193080 notes

angry-yet-asexual:

complete-trash-and-despair:

ilovewinningbabyiwantitall:

30-minute-memes:

“That Lion only eats good food”

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

Posted 1 week ago with 81884 notes

johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

Posted 1 week ago with 563 notes

antiqueanimals:

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All About Monsters. Written by Carey Miller. 1977.

Posted 1 week ago with 37869 notes
trans-ballister-blackheart:
“gingerhaze:
“Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.
This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that)....
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trans-ballister-blackheart:

gingerhaze:

Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.

This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.

I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.

This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.

Posted 2 weeks ago with 103117 notes

teaboot:

yourscreechingruinscollector:

helloitsbees:

medusasstory:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

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on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

@wearepaladin

my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time

Posted 3 weeks ago with 420265 notes
snookt:
“tell me it’s not only me
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snookt:

tell me it’s not only me

Posted 3 weeks ago with 56189 notes

mousegirlheart:

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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

It’s not a major headache for smartphone and tablet manufacturers. It does mean that they’ll have to design their shit, moving forward, to have removable batteries, JUST LIKE THEY USED TO DO. If they bitch about it, they are lying.

Posted 1 month ago with 115839 notes

wastehound-voof:

theonlyuniquepersonleft:

ostolero:

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

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Hi I’m so sorry I don’t mean to call you out but this is SO not what blinkers are for 🅱️lease anyone who does this (and that is a set of people which includes my father so I am intimately familiar with this phenomenon) this is actually very dangerous I’m begging you to signal lane changes properly

There’s this strange phenomenon that if you put your blinker on to lane change even if you can’t physically maneuver the car into the lane you want yet, someone will see what you want to do and let you in. Crazy, I know.

Signal your intent. SIGNAL YOUR INTENT.

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